SAINT VANITY: THE PATRON SAINT OF OUR REFLECTIONS

In a world obsessed with image, perception, and curated lives, it seems fitting that we crown Saint Vanity a modern saint—Saint Vanity—not with a halo of humility, but with the shimmer of filtered selfies and designer truths. She is not canonized by miracles but by metrics: likes, shares, and the slow, seductive scroll. Saint Vanity Hoodie